You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!
Theodor Seuss Geisel 1904 - 1991 in USA. He was a children's-book author and artist enjoyed by millions. Favourites: The Cat in the Hat, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas and others.
Margot
Harold
Tripledecker
A Grinch triple decker sandwich with arsenic sauce and real toadstools picked fresh from under the snow in the front garden.
Rachael
Sock n'banana view
Joanne
Stolen Christmas !!!
Rosemary
Joan
Terry
Grinch lunch
Lunch is now served Mr Grinch with raw snail and onion skin speciality for taster all peppered with usd tealeaves. Bon appetit!
Jacqui
Pegleg Grinch
You're as cuddly as a cactus you're as charming as an eel mr grinch