I'm sitting on my comfy chair,
      Husband's out, I know not where,
I have a little tale to tell,
      So listen hard and listen well.
A male has come into my life,
      I try to be a faithful wife,
I didn't think that I would fail,
      His name is short, he's called E-mail.
I know that E-mail needs my care,
      He waits for me when I'm not there,
He thrives to feel my female touch,
      He doesn't really ask for much.
But time with E-mail stretches far,
      The hours go by, what fools we are,
Now, husband's out, I know not where,
      And I'm just sitting in my chair.
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